Top Ten Weird Al Songs Addendum

My favorite Al songs have changed a bit since July 2023, so I've made an official update list for it. Without further ado...

As of September 2, 2023

What Stayed the Same (or Same Enough)

"Genius in France", "Slime Creatures from Outer Space", and "I Think I'm a Clone Now" keep their placements. "Hardware Store" is now number 4, "UHF" is now number 5, "Nature Trail to Hell" is now number 7 (RIP!), "Virus Alert" is now number 8, "It's All About the Pentiums" is now number 9, and "Polka Your Eyes Out" is now number 10 (also RIP!).

What Changed

This leaves us with the new number 3..."Mr. Popeil"!! Or as I like to call it, "an advertisement so great it makes you listen to the B-52's". I mean it! Just listen to Al-as-Popeil shill various As Seen on TV products! Watch for the inspiration from the band he's parodying! Marvel at the empty, consumerist life of the character singing this! Set it (on Spotify) and JUST DANG FORGET IT!!

(The point I'm trying to make, of course, is that style parodies tend to be pretty damn good.)

Honorable Mentions

And, since the original list didn't have one of these... (ahem!)

"Livin' in the Fridge", "The Check's in the Mail", "Tacky", "You Make Me", "Gravy on You", aaaaannnnnddddd "Albuquerque"!

(Imagine confetti raining from the sky after I say this. It's more festive.)

As of September 17, 2023

What Stayed the Same (or Same Enough)

"Genius in France", "Slime Creatures from Outer Space", "Hardware Store", "UHF", and "Virus Alert" keep their placements. "Polkarama!" is back on the list at number 10, "Polka Your Eyes Out" is now number 9, "It's All About the Pentiums" is now number 8 (with "Virus Alert"), "I Think I'm a Clone Now" is now number 7, and "Nature Trail to Hell" is now number 5 (with "UHF").

What Changed

Our new number 6 is "Dare to be Stupid", the dumbest (affectionate) avant-garde anthem ever made. With a rockin' instrumental and even more rockin' lyrics, this song's got it all. Seriously, Mothersbaugh said he was jealous he didn't come up with it first. It's also a good reminder to make stupid things sometimes, like, say, a sequel to a late 80s cult classic with a probably complicated plot (uh, not that I would know from personal experience or anything...).

Honorable Mentions

The only one I have to add to this list is "Gee, I'm a Nerd". What can I say? It's relatable.

As of October 21, 2023

What Stayed the Same (or Same Enough)

I've decided to do something incredible...make this a top 15 list instead! The only change is Polkarama is now number 11, with "Hooked on Polkas" as number 10.

What About 12-15?

Number 12 is "Here's Johnny" (surprisingly angelic at times!), number 13 is "Livin' in the Fridge" (underrated, if brief, music video!), number 14 is "The Check's in the Mail" (I'm a sucker for this song, get it?), and number 15 is "Tacky" (I appreciate his boldness!). No Honorable Mentions here, because there's otherwise no changes.

Okay, Time to Make a List

  1. Genius in France
  2. Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  3. Mr. Popeil
  4. Hardware Store
  5. Nature Trail to Hell/UHF
  6. Dare to be Stupid
  7. I Think I'm a Clone Now
  8. It's All About the Pentiums/Virus Alert
  9. Polka Your Eyes Out
  10. Hooked on Polkas
  11. Polkarama!
  12. Here's Johnny
  13. Livin' in the Fridge
  14. The Check's in the Mail
  15. Tacky

Come back home, won't you?