Weird Al has parodied a lot of people over the years (obviously, or else he wouldn't be known as the Prince of Parodies), so it's not surpirsing some fans would want to see 'em mixed with the original songs. I'm one of those fans, but I don't have audio editing skills, so what's for me to do?
...Well, I could just take the lyrics and mash them together. That's close enough!
Note: I try to keep to keep the original/parody ratio 50/50, but some songs may lean towards one end or another. I may also change lyrics or add in my own if I think it fits.
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
The beat was goin' strong
Playin' my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
'Til it was with me, yeah, me!
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need!
I love rocky road
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock 'n roll
So have another triple scoop with me, ow!
They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name!
Asked one can I take you home
Where we can be alone?
And next, we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah, me
Next, we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah, me, singin'
I love rocky road
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock 'n roll
So have another triple scoop with me, ow!
(Oh, make it talk!)
Next, we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah, me
And we'll be movin' on and singin' that same old song
Yeah, with me, singin'
I love rocky road
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock 'n roll
So have another triple scoop with me, ow!
I love rocky road
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock 'n roll
So have another triple scoop with me, ow!
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rock 'n roll
So have another triple scoop with-
I love rocky road
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby!
I love rock 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with-
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rock 'n roll
So have another triple scoop with me!
Gump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally emotionless except for his heart
Mud flowed up into Gump's pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He's Gump, he's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
He's kind of mislead!
Gump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is Gump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead
Run, run
Run, run, now Forrest, run
Run, run like the wind now
Run, run
Run, run, now Forrest, run
Stop!
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs, he called Lieutenant Dan!
He spent his twenties between the sheets
And life limped along at sub-sonic speeds
He's Gump, he's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
But he's alright!
(Wow!)
Is this Gump outta his head?
I think so!
Is this Gump outta my head?
I think so!
Is this lump outta my head?
I think so!
And that's all I have to say about that!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low (yeah)
He couldn't find a seat, so he had to stand
With the perverts in tow
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor!
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, yeah!
Another one rides the bus
Another one bites the dust
And another comes on and another one gone
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus!
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you, when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own!
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on, look out!
Another one rides the bus
Another one bites the dust
And another comes on and another one gone
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna get you too, another one rides the bus!
Another one rides the bus
Another one bites the dust, ow!
Another one rides the bus, hey, hey
Another one bites the dust, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
Steve haven't been in a crowd like this
Since he went to see The Who downtown!
But he's ready, yes he's ready for you
He's standing on his own two feet!
Wait!
There isn't any room for him to breathe
And now they're gonna pick up more, yeah!
Another one rides the bus
Another one bites the dust
And another comes on and another one gone
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you!
Another one rides the bus!
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I'd been had
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit
Like a virgin
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
When your heart beats next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
You're so fine and you're mine (Let me see that I.V.!)
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold (Here we go, time to operate...)
Oh, your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out what was scared and cold
Like a surgeon, hey!
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh, ah
Whoa-oh-oh
You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'til the end of time
Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey!
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a virgin
Ooh-ooh, like a virgin
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors...
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh baby, yeah
Can't you hear your heart beat
For the very last time?
Taco... Grande...
Rico... Suave...
Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Un joven responsable y siempre bien vestido
Yo no sé quién ha mentido
I don't drink or smoke, I ain't no dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla
No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito ranchero
So give me something spicy and hot now
Break out the menu, what you got now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
Taco... Grande...
Rico... Suave...
Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
That's why I order two or three!
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question, that's it!
I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedo!
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito
Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks, please?
Taco... Grande...
Rico... Suave...
"Buenos noches, senor, bienvenido a Enrico's casa de salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos, si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno? Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego, se quedaran en el baño por una semana! Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?!"
Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance!
Oh boy, pico de gallo!
They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas
You can toss away the hot sauce
Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y usted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?
What's this, amor, these little huevos?
Esto sí que yo no pruebo
I'm used to good ol' fashioned, homestyle Spanish cooking
If I try that, I'll be puking!
Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana
Just don't drink the water
Taco... Grande...
Rico... Suave...
Taco... Grande...
Rico... Suave...
Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know...
Don't know, don't know, don't know
Oh no
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello...
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us!
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'!
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents!
(Yeah, hey! ...Yay!)
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift, I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end!
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana!
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us!
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats raisin' cattle...
(Yeah, urp... TWANG!)
And I forget just why I taste
Oh, well, I guess it pays to rehearse
I found it hard, it's hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind...
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us!
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So, have you got some idea?
Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya...
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayiyaaaaaah!
Come back home, won't you?