MORE OF MY COLLECTION!!

Things You Can Wear

The front and back of the 2018 Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour shirt. "Old guys sitting on stools, just hanging out on stage"? "Obscure original tunes, deep cuts & b-sides"? That sounds like FUN TO ME!! (No, really!)

The front and back of the Unfortunate Return of the Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour shirt. I actually got two of these; one for me and the other for my boyfriend.

A t-shirt for "The Saga Begins". I like the silly pose Shadow Al is doing.

This absolutely rockin' shirt my mom found online. Are you impressed yet?

A shirt with the ridiculously buckled up Al from Even Worse.

All these pins I got for my birthday. Of course, I gave a few to my boyfriend and kept the rest in a tin heart with my other pins.

Putting Al in a closed space with Prince may not be a good idea, but they're both in inanimate pin form, so we should be fine. (Update: I now have the Cat Eyes, in 3-D, and Alapalooza Al pins as well.)

(Not exactly Al merch, but...) Audrey the accordion! My first accordion, in fact. Gorgeous, isn't she? (I also have an accordion guidebook!)

Come back home, won't you?