Poodle Hat (2003) by "Weird Al" Yankovic on CD. All only for $2.00!! (I also have Running With Scissors & Straight Outta Lynwood, bought at similarly low prices; they aren't pictured here.)
A fresh copy of the Illustrated Al. READ IT AND WEEP!
An also fresh copy of the Weird Al Seriously. READ IT AND WEEP AS WELL!
Regular (as he gets) Al and Belt Buckle-Suit Al Funko Pops, in a photo taken before I tore them out of their respective packaging.
All the studio album covers...in magnet form and (mostly) chronological order! Plus, it's taken in completely appropiate lighting! (And by "completely appropiate lighting", I mean "over half the dang magnets are covered up by my shadow. Sorry about that").
A small blanket consisting of all of Al's studio albums, and then some!