"I'm hooked as I can get into the Internet; maybe you would like to see my web page?"

Hello Yankofreaks and Yankochicks...Dementites and Dementoids...and all other fervourly fresh funny music fans...

I implore you to POLKA YOUR EYES OUT!!

(Don't actually poke your eyes out, though. That's messed up.)

A place to place my words on everyone's favorite comedy musician. NOT associated with or endorsed by "Weird Al" Yankovic or his associates.

To specify, this website contains rankings of Al's music/album covers/etc, my collection of Weird Al merch, commentary on/transcripts of Al's interviews, and so on. Basically, whatever Al-related stuff I find funny enough to put here. Updates may be kinda slow, so be patient.

See those buttons up there? If for one reason or another you'd like to use an alternate way to get around, we have a site map!

If you like my silly little fansite, feel free to download one of these buttons, stick 'em onto your page, and link back here!


(Poodle Hat button made by 44nifty!)

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